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Muffstache

by Vampirates

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Dumb mmmn i watched part of a documentary about pirates and learned that they split the booty evenly, had a relatively diplomatic way of running their society and there was syphilis. Think anout it...months at sea with a new STD. brilliant
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klock Saw these guys play last night in Portland, and they put on one hell of a show!
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Fought your way to the bottom of the top Worked your soul away Cold to the world you look down upon Don’t bother to relate Well don’t let me burden you king fucking shit Another unlearned kid Well I don’t buy that you are divine Don’t let me burden you Shameless, a man with no heart Spreading self-hatred afraid of the world Can’t you show respect to anyone but yourself? Don’t let me burden you king fucking shit Another unlearned kid Well I don’t buy that you are divine Don’t let me burden you Unlearned kid Telling you you don’t mean shit And how does it feel to know that it’s true? I’m just an unlearned kid Telling you you don’t mean shit It crawls beneath you Screaming in the back of your head You are not divine you don’t mean shit Go fuck yourself
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By My Ball 01:54
You are driving me right up the wall You have got me by my ball I don’t seem to understand What’s so wrong with hanging with my friends Cause I’m not so great Why don’t you Get your own fucking life Leave me the fuck alone Get your own fucking life Leave me the fuck alone Get your own fucking life Leave me the fuck alone Get your own fucking life Easy to offend But so hard to please Get your discontent away from me ‘Cause I tried You lied We died You cried I’m not so great Why don’t you Get your own fucking life Leave me the fuck alone Get your own fucking life Leave me the fuck alone Get your own fucking life Leave me the fuck alone Get your own fucking life Using hatred as your front Conceal your fear Using chaos your front Conceal your fear Hatred your front Chaos your fear
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Geriatrocide 01:50
Today Just like yesterday In disarray in tumult Geriatric motorist It’s always your fault Today I can’t believe that you have a license You’re too fucking old to drive on my road You’re too slow to drive my road You’re too fucking slow to drive my road You’re too old To drive To live Fuck you grandma Fuck you grandma Fuck you grandma Fuck you grandma Fuck you grandma Fuck you grandma
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Can’t you see it’s killing me Forced to live society With alcohol my only friend Marijuana Take my life and then you’ll see How little it meant to me And you’ll be left asking why you Didn’t do a goddamned thing You could have said to make me stray So wrong so long You’ll never know hard this was I had to see What it’d be Like to be inside of thee But now I know it’s growing old Sorry but I’ve got to go So wrong so long You’ll never know how hard this was It’s been so wrong For so long You’ll never know how hard this was
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Sweet Relief 01:18
You would probably be offended If you knew half the shit I said about you when you weren’t around But I could give a shit about your feelings ‘Cause you always cared so much about… I’m just so fucking glad I don’t have to deal with your bullshit Can live my life just how I want I hate to be the dick you always thought of me It’s way more fun than your attitude and depression So hard I tried expanding Tried to think your way In return I got nothing but the blame Worked with no credit Exiled with ease Time has been wasted Now I am free You would probably be offended If you knew about half the shit That I said about you When you weren’t around But you are a
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I see four walls and six doors I see pictures of better off worlds Playing punk-rock and punching christ Morning trumpet ends the night I still see you sleeping in my bed Fighting you foreshadowed the end Can’t forget fucked shit that you said I see guitars and I see cases I see amps and cords Out there clustered blissful faces Fuck you you don’t know these words I won’t see you sleeping in my bed
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America, a great country If you can justify Thriving on poverty Oppressing the rest of the world For comfortability’s sake It’s easy Sit on your ass and get fatter As you complain about everything So you want me to fight for this land? You want me to fight? George Bush’s war That I will not support On oil Tell me can you Justify killing the innocent Just to feed the angry sloth? This is not war for your freedom This is war for the buck This is not war for your freedom This is war for the buck

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Recorded by Joe Johnston at Pus Cavern in Sacramento, California

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released December 13, 2008

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“Formed in 2003, Vampirates are a lightning fast hardcore punk band from Reno, NV. They have been described as “Zappa- violence” with influences ranging from RKL and NOFX to Stravinsky, Coltrane, and Dillinger Escape Plan. They made national news on their 2014 international tour after being mistaken for terrorists while in Florida.” ... more

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