Pizza, Beer

by Vampirates

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Pizza, Beer 7" Vinyl on black limited to 500 hand-numbered copies. Hand screened sleeve printed and assembled by the band.

    Pizza Side
    1. Tacos and Coffee
    2. Liberty Street
    3. Don't Call Me An Alcoholic
    4. Holding On To Thought

    Beer Side
    1. Vampunch
    2. The Land Of Pizza Delivery
    3. New D

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pizza, Beer via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 500  3 remaining

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Pizza, Beer on CD

    1. Tacos and Coffee
    2. Liberty Street
    3. Don't Call Me An Alcoholic
    4. Holding On To Thought
    5. Vampunch
    6. The Land Of Pizza Delivery
    7. New D

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pizza, Beer via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days

      $5 USD or more 

     

  • Cassette + Digital Album

    1. Tacos and Coffee
    2. Liberty Street
    3. Don't Call Me An Alcoholic
    4. Holding On To Thought
    5. Vampunch
    6. The Land Of Pizza Delivery
    7. New D

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pizza, Beer via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days

      $5 USD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    CD artwork included in download!
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  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 5 Vampirates releases available on Bandcamp and save 10%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Post Genre, Meth Teeth, Pizza, Beer, Planet Stupid, and Muffstache. , and , .

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1.
Tacos and coffee, gonna start out the day I don’t think I could think of a better way To get this bullshit out of my brain I know I’m going insane, nobody but me to blame But it’s all part of the game when everyday is the same Work, drink, get high, and I don’t even know why But it doesn’t matter We’re all gonna fucking die Every road’s a dead end Nobody asked for life But we got born anyway If you think your life sucks Change or be miserable We’ll do what we love until we’re dead Pirates still exist But not the kind you see on labels and bottles of rum And who the fuck gives a crap about vampires anyway? We’re just a fucking band We’ve got a van but can we sleep on your floor? We’ve probably had enough but we’ll probably have more Pizza and beer gonna start out the night Maybe some whiskey ‘til the sky gets light Conversations with strangers that I think I don’t hate Puts a smile on my psychological state But it’s getting late, the sun’s come up I’ve got an empty cup, gotta start the day Tacos and coffee, carne asada, no sugar, no cream
2.
I take two pushes at the line And the wheels start to turn But not before Pat goes first And Chad is cruisin’ third Oh fuck! A car just turned up the street There is some point at which we’ll have to meet I’ll stay in my lane if you stay in yours Don’t worry about me keep driving just like normal Oh yeah it’s nighttime you can’t see me My fuel is beer, weight, and whiskey I’ll hold the turns as the wheels slide My speed picks up as Chad flies by He catches up and Pat is pissed We’re triple wide cracks hard to miss Chad takes the lead with the fastest board We even out and pass the car Bombmob attacking The streets of Ashland Bombmob attacking Fuck Chad goes down A sacrifice to the road The armor saves him he’ll be fine We’ll see him at the bottom Oh fuck! A car just turned up the street There is some point at which we’ll have to meet I’ll stay in my lane if you stay in yours Don’t worry about me keep driving just like normal Bombmob attacking The streets of Ashland Bombmob attacking
3.
Backed in a corner advice all around And my eyes are focused straight on the ground It isn’t that I don’t appreciate I am determined to do it my way I’ll wake up in the middle of the day And then I will smoke the rest away The sun going down the spirits going up There is a hole in the bottom of my cup You may say I’m wasting my life I say you’re wasting your breath Spite is sour Fun is sweet
4.
If I died today then that would be okay ‘Cause everyone has to sometime in their lives I’ll fuck up I’ll get mad I’ll get sad And if I react poorly I’ll be sorry later on You tell a story and it will always be one sided Perception only happens once Everyone is having kids But I still want to have a beer I just want to be me It stays the same each year Feelings skew the story more often than not I’ll later realize exaggerations of Misrepresentations of the truth and where in lies the fault Some of which I’ll accept later on You tell a story and it will always be one sided Perception only happens once Everyone is having kids But I still want to have a beer I just want to be me It stays the same each year Though it was not just me You must accept some blame We could have tried harder If we had believed Though I see it now We are better off We’ll probably die alone Holding on to thought You tell a story and it will always be one sided Perception only happens once Everyone is having kids But I still want to have a beer I just want to be me It stays the same each year If I died today that’d probably be okay
5.
Vampunch 01:02
Drinking all night Driving all day No time for days off Productive each day Gotta print t-shirts Gotta eat tape Order more pizza Keep Krump in shape Gotta make flyers Gotta book shows Asking for nothing We’ll see how it goes We’ve got so many Friends to get drunk with In every city That’s why you should book us Mission to make friends Make van stay happy On any occasion We’ll drink until the morning Shitty beer and whiskey Otherwise we’re boring When we stay at your house We’re gonna drink pizza and eat beer We’re coming to your town and we’re gonna drink We’ll drink any beer That’s in abundance As long as there are friends To drink it with us Drink ‘til the morning Drive ‘til the night No time for nights off Pizza beers alright
6.
Back from tour time to make some cash So we can do it again Gonna put on that hat Cheese and peppers in hand It’s pizza delivery season my friends Gonna kill my car Drivin’ door to door Year round Santa Slinging obesity Road rage screaming as I pull away I drove to your house You’d better fucking tip me It’s not asking for much to drop a couple bucks ‘Cause we need it more than you’d assume And you never can tell but your gratitude Helps this pizza guy rock a stage near you 30 minutes or it’s free You get no tip from me Fuck you I ain’t gonna pay Where is my hot pepps and chee Eat shit I’m not gonna pay I thought you brought ranch for me Can you grab some beers on the way? No, you get no tip from me Where’s my pizza? Double sausage Bring me pizza! Alright your pizza’s ready So don’t be a jerk compensate us for our work It takes its fucking toll If you’re gonna stiff the driver and unfriendly reminder You’ve got no gosh dang soul It’s unbecoming to snub the service industry Especially when we know your street I’m not here to make idle threats But stiff me one more time and I’m gonna park in your fucking living room
7.
New D 00:57
What goes up comes down, so it goes Surfing through life on ebbs and flows Looking for means to meet the ends Lucky for me I’ve already met my friends I like what I do with my life Could have by now had kids and wife Time and a place for everything Focusing on my time and place to sing songs No time to think of what went wrong No time to think about what if I had stayed to see to what could be If my mind was fine to feel less free The grass is always greener when You never take the chance to spend Time and see the rest of the lawn Doesn’t get greener than the grass you’re on Make a decision stick with it Nobody’s gonna give a shit When my mind’s filled with regret I can distract myself with fingers and frets Take a walk to see how green the grass can be But either side you’re on you step in shit

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released April 17, 2014

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