Shitpanzimps

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Recorded on one long night at the Tofu Factory Studios in Ashland, Or. on 6-9-2003.
Remixed in Jan-Feb of 2004

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released February 1, 2004

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"Then the Vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of each other and simultaneously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with each other."

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Track Name: Black Lipstick
Some good blood from a bad girl
I've drank until it dripped right off my chin
Good love from a bad boy
Scrape my back when your demons rape me and
Black lipstick black lipstick
I don't wanna fuck a slut who wears black lipstick
Black lipstick black lipstick
Corruption of innocence
Black lipstick
Lookin' so much more like a Saigon whore when I wear
Black lipstick
I fucked a dirty bitch
The form of a mortal girl
She aint gonna last forever
All decays everything fades
Not a way I could forget her
Porno lipstick girl
And I aint gonna get much better
When I see how she behaves
Not a way I could forget her
Black lipstick black lipstick
I don't wanna fuck a slut who wears black lipstick
Corruption of innocence
Black lipstick
Lookin' so much more like a Saigon whore when I wear
Black lipstick
Lick my balls you dirty bitch
Track Name: Fuckerhead
You guys are really cool
YOU'RE LYING
I really like your songs
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
And I get lots of chicks
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Some kind of a rebel
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT
That's not important to me
YOU'RE LYING
I got some chronic shit
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
Hey I'm a straight up guy
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
And not a fucking fuckerhead
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT
I'm really doing fine
YOU'RE LYING
Got job security
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
Paycheck is in the mail
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
And I know what I need
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT
These doses are really fly
YOU'RE LYING
And I wont charge you much
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
But they wont get you high
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
And I don't give a fuck
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT
Track Name: Cocksmoker
I speak of death and I talk about drugs
All the girls I wanna fuck
I'm a maniac timebomb waitin' to explode
President sucks on a donkey's choad
Bottles of cough syrup pukin' red
I've been bloody in the head
Little pill 40 ounces
Desperation has been slaughtered
Cocksmoker cocksmoker cocksmoker
You're just another smoker
Smoke weed all day and I jack off too
Never gave me something better to do
And until I'm dead I'll be payin' the bills
Send me over seas to kill
Some kids I don't even know
Eat shit I ain't gonna go
Send the poor to fight a war while you protect the rich
And the president sucks on his daddy's dick
Cocksmoker cocksmoker cocksmoker
You're just another smoker
Track Name: I Hate The Mall
Feed beer to my gut
Said the donkey vampire slut
When I chew you to the bone
I eat my feast I eat alone
Feed me little kids
Said the fairy werewolf tits
Bleeding blood that's black and blue
Bleeding cuz I wanted to
Bloody fingers guts and brains
Eyeballs nipples livers veins
Fed myself with ripping flesh
Fed myself a bloody mess
Zombies came to eat the children
Werewolfs came to eat my brain
Crackheads came to rip your face off
Scoundrels came to eat my body
Came to eat my body
Came to eat my body
I ate them all
Ripping limbs from your dead corpse
Shredding teeth into your flesh
Dripping from your carcass
Hot and red
Stabbing bones into your fucking head
And you rot away
And you'll rot away
And you rot away
I ate them all
Track Name: Mirror Image
Don't you think I'm bleeding from the head
Mindless better off when I'm dead
And I hate livin' life government said
Kill myself and fuck instead
Evil seeds itself directly
Ripping at my flesh inject me
Piercing bloody veins the feast of sin
Drinkin' 'til my liver's cavin' in
Reflection of your world
Cessation of society
No bosses no TV
Contaminate authority
Mirror image of your world
Illogical hypocrisy
No judges no police
Ant people have been diseased
The birth of a monster permanently stained
Final breath psycho deranged
Rotting souls are what's left of the Bastard Brain
Fuck 'em all again
Smoking crack and my mind becomes a haze
Dancing at the foot of your shallow grave
Murdered by the one you loved a slave
And you'll fucking bleed for the rest of your days
Reflection of your world
Cessation of society
No bosses no TV
Contaminate authority
Mirror image of your world
Illogical hypocrisy
No judges no police
Ant people have been diseased
Track Name: Eddie Balls
Eddie told some bitch
To lick his balls
And she licked 'em
Track Name: Die Without Speaking To Anyone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
I go for as long as I can without speaking to anyone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
I go for as long as I can without looking at anyone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
Die without speaking to anyone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
Die without reaching to anyone
I’m better off minding my own business
You’re better off leaving me alone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
I go without speaking to anyone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
I go without reaching to anyone
I’m better off minding my own business
You’re better off leaving me alone
Die without speaking to anyone
Die without looking at anyone
Die without reaching to anyone
Never believe in anyone
Die without speaking to anyone
Die without looking at anyone
Die without noticing anyone
Never believe in anyone
Sometimes when I’m up in the morning
Track Name: Feces On The Door
You tell me I wipe my feces on the door
Fucking bullshit fucking fuck anymore
Now why can't I see shit on someone's door
I wish it was me I wish it was me
Fuck you Officer Caswell
Fuck you Officer Caswell
Fuck you Officer Caswell
Fuck you Shelly Clark
Feces on the door
Feces on the door
Track Name: Demons In Your Brain
I'll take demons and put them in your body
I'll take demons and put them in your brain
Take your soul and put it in my mouth
Chew you up and fucking spit you out
And you ain’t seen what I could do to you
But I arghnaa yeeurgh kuyeaah
Demons in your brain
Track Name: I Gross Me Out
Barfing bleeding burning breeding
Filthy freezing fallen fiending
Malformation and decay
What I fucking know today
Disgusted with myself again
Disease infected in my skin
Demolishing my only friend
Fucking wait here 'til I'm dead
And I fucking gross me out
I gross me out
I am a monstrosity
Obliterated purity
Brewed itself inside of me
Tainted all I fucking see
And I fucking gross me out
I gross me out
Track Name: We Will Destroy You
We don't know
We don't care
We will destroy you
Track Name: Shut Up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
No one cares what you say so
Shut up
No ones listening anyway
Shut up
Stupid bullshit everyday
Shut up
I’m gonna pee on everyone I see
I’m gonna put drugs in your coffee
I’m gonna take pills and sniff glue
Block out shit I hear from you so
Shut up
No one cares what you say so
Shut up
No ones listening anyway
Shut up
Stupid bullshit everyday
Shut up
I’m sick of it
And I’m tired of it
So shut up
Track Name: Bleeding Bastard Barf
All my life I lived in puke
I grew up learning to hate you
Self destruction breakin’ down
I pulverize your redneck town
Force our lives around a clock
Stinky jocks and racist cops
I don’t need to feed the plaguer
Stabbing bodies with a dagger
Reagan didn’t do us much
And Bush is just a stupid fuck
They try to send me on a draft
Rip it up and fuckin’ laugh
Policemen will brutalitize
See the bullshit in your eyes
Got no love for uncle sam
Coward bigot nazi man a
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A bleeding bastard
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A barfing bastard
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A bloody bastard
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A broken bastard
Track Name: Transylvania Zombie Fuck
Earthen morbid emulator
Innuendo werewolf raper
Acidemonotony
Lesbian ghoul deity
Tried to escape too late I was stuck
Transylvania zombie fuck
Knew that it would come to this
Demon bitch gave me a kiss
Got herself a little taste
Blood stained all over her face
Tried to escape too late I was stuck
Transylvania zombie fuck
For all time we live to feast
Those who’ve not yet fucked a beast
Druid elfs and vampire whores
Hide behind these castle doors
They’re coming for you Barbara
They’re coming for you Barbara *
From this life you will be stripped
Zombie sleeping in a crypt
Disembodied blood outcast
Without it you’ll never last
Tried to escape too late I was stuck
Transylvania zombie fuck
She was a Transylvania zombie fucker