Summer Ale

by Vampirates

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This record was self-produced using a BR-8 between 9-21 and 9-26-2004.


released November 20, 2004



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"Then the Vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of each other and simultaneously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with each other."

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Track Name: Punish Your Body
Stuck in this place
Bored off my face
Maybe I'm going outta my mind
Stuck in this place
Bored off my face
Somebody please spray me with mace
Spray it in my eyes
Spray it in my ears
Spray it up your ass
Spray it wherever the fuck you want
Punish your body
Beer for breakfast
Stuck in this place
Bored off my face
Maybe I'm going outta my mind
Stuck in this place
Bored off my face
Sudden urge to piss all over the place
Piss on the floor
Piss on the door
Piss on the carpet
Piss on the sink
Piss on the kitchen
Piss on the toilet
Piss on your leg
Piss on everything
Punish your body
Beer for breakfast
Track Name: Retardmobile Gets A Wash
Sometimes I feel that I'm no better
Than the idiots that I denounce everyday
Plauged by the evils of society
These unseen chains clasping you and me
We float through this life predetermined
Eat and consume and fuck and eat
Sit and watch and never see a thing
You really think you're
You're nothing
Mere existence
Beyond (what you'll never know)
So open your eyes
And maybe you'll appreciate what you failed
To recognise your hands your fate
You really think you're living?
Track Name: Bombmob
Flyin down a hill in Ashland, Oregon
We're on a mission to get wasted again
All we need is a skate and a beer
Patrick knows that the party is near
Soon we're all drunk
And I'll demand
It's time to get out of hand
Dance at some girls
And talk about our choads
Get kicked out hit the road
Bombmob Bombmob
Bombing hills is our job!
We're all smashed hunger sets in
I think we'll get a pizzagain
Haulin' ball down Siskyou
I'm too drunk I start to spew
Bombmob Bombmob
Bombing hills is our job!
Beach St. calls so we start the climb
Back at the pad we plot the crime
A slut some beer and a paper sack
The cape flies in no turning back
Track Name: Dave Ball
I’ve only got one ball
One nut
I’ve got one ball
Track Name: Rippin' Riot
Riot rippin' through your town
Riot rippin' down the walls
Riot rippin' on your bong
Riot rippin' piggy's balls
Track Name: I Hate Girls
Fuck girls
I hate 'em
The shit I wanna say to 'em
The random girls that rape me
My friends that fuckin' hate me
Decieving little sluts
They eat away my guts
Unleash my little rover
And then I get fucked over
Fuck girls
I hate 'em
Fuck 'em
I hate 'em
Track Name: Wrong Answer
Constantly searching
Once again alone
Can't seem to find myself
Secluded I bemoan to find the one that I assumed

Would be the answer
Is not you
Are just like the rest
Besmirched desperate
You grasp but now I pull away
What I thought was the answer
My question now
Where do I find what to fill my void
Was grasping onto you
Turned your back
Besmirched desperate
Pulling back and pushing away
With this nonsense I have lived too long
Unfamiliar reflection of who I've become
Numb to the pain high on my lies
Shit on my time demoralized
Besmirched and fucking desperate