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The Land Of Pizza Delivery

from Pizza, Beer by Vampirates

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Pizza, Beer 7" Vinyl on black limited to 500 hand-numbered copies. Hand screened sleeve printed and assembled by the band.

    Pizza Side
    1. Tacos and Coffee
    2. Liberty Street
    3. Don't Call Me An Alcoholic
    4. Holding On To Thought

    Beer Side
    1. Vampunch
    2. The Land Of Pizza Delivery
    3. New D

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pizza, Beer via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days
    edition of 500  3 remaining
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD or more 

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Pizza, Beer on CD

    1. Tacos and Coffee
    2. Liberty Street
    3. Don't Call Me An Alcoholic
    4. Holding On To Thought
    5. Vampunch
    6. The Land Of Pizza Delivery
    7. New D

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pizza, Beer via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD or more 

     

  • Cassette + Digital Album

    1. Tacos and Coffee
    2. Liberty Street
    3. Don't Call Me An Alcoholic
    4. Holding On To Thought
    5. Vampunch
    6. The Land Of Pizza Delivery
    7. New D

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pizza, Beer via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD or more 

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

Back from tour time to make some cash
So we can do it again
Gonna put on that hat
Cheese and peppers in hand
It’s pizza delivery season my friend

Gonna kill my car
Drivin’ door to door
Year round Santa
Slinging obesity

Road rage screaming as I pull away
I drove to your house
You’d better fucking tip me

It’s not asking for much to drop a couple bucks
Cause we need it more than you’d assume
And you never can tell but your gratitude
Helps this pizza guy rock a stage near you

30 minutes or it’s free
You get no tip from me
Fuck you I ain’t gonna pay
Where is my hot pepps and chee
Eat shit I’m not gonna pay
I thought you brought ranch for me
Can you grab some beers on the way?
No, you get no tip from me

Where’s my pizza?
Double sausage
Bring me pizza!
Alright your pizza’s ready

So don’t be a jerk compensate us for our work
It takes it’s fucking toll
If you’re gonna stiff the driver and unfriendly reminder
You’ve got no gosh dang soul

(pizza)
It’s unbecoming to snub the service industry
Especially when we know your street

I’m not here to make idle threats
But stiff me one more time
And I’m gonna park in your fucking living room

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from Pizza, Beer, released April 17, 2014

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“Formed in 2003, Vampirates are a lightning fast hardcore punk band from Reno, NV. They have been described as “Zappa- violence” with influences ranging from RKL and NOFX to Stravinsky, Coltrane, and Dillinger Escape Plan. They made national news on their 2014 international tour after being mistaken for terrorists while in Florida.” ... more

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