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Recorded by Joe Johnston at Pus Cavern in Sacramento, California

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released December 13, 2008

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Track Name: Bottom Of The Top
Fought your way to the bottom of the top
worked your soul away
cold to the world you look down upon
don't bother to relate
Don't let me burden you king fucking shit
another unlearned kid
well I don't buy that you are divine
don't let me burden you
Shameless, a man with no heart
spreading self-hatred afraid of the world
can't you show respect to anyone but yourself?
Don't let me burden you king fucking shit
another unlearned kid
well I don't buy that you are divine
don't let me burden you
Unlearned kid
telling you
you don't mean shit
and how does it feel to know that it's true?
I'm just an unlearned kid
telling you
you don't mean shit
it crawls beneath you
screaming in the back of your head
you are not divine you don't mean shit
go fuck yourself
Track Name: By My Ball
You are driving me right up the wall
you have got me by my ball
I don't seem to understand
what's so wrong with hanging with my friends
Cause I'm not so great
Why don't you
get your own fucking life
leave me the fuck alone
get your own fucking life
leave me the fuck alone
Easy to offend
but so hard to please
get your discontent away from me
cause I tried
you lied
we died
you cryed
I'm not so great
why don't you
get your own fucking life
leave me the fuck alone
get your own fucking life
leave me the fuck alone
Using hatred your front
conceal your fear
using chaos your front
conceal your fear
hatred your front
chaos your fear
Track Name: Geriatrocide
Today, just like yesterday
in disarray in tumult
geriatric motorist
it's always your fault
today
I can't believe that you have a liscense
you're too fucking old to drive
on my road
you're too slow to drive my road
you're too fucking slow to drive my road
you're too old
to drive
to live
Fuck you grandma
fuck you grandma
fuck you grandma
fuck you grandma!
Track Name: So Wrong, So Long
Can't you see it's killing me
forced to live society
with alcohol my only friend
marijuana
take my life and then you'll see
how little it meant to me
and you'll be left asking why you
didn't do a goddamned thing
you could have said to make me stray
so wrong so long
you'll never know hard this was
it's so wrong for so long
you'll never know hard this was
I had to see
what it'd be
like to be inside of thee
but now I know it's growing old
sorry but I've got to go
So wrong so long
you'll never know how hard this was
it's been so wrong
for so long
you'll never know how hard this was
Track Name: Sweet Relief
You would probably be offended
if you knew half the shit
I said about you when you weren't around
but I could give a shit about your feelings
cause you always cared so goddamned much about...
I'm just so fucking glad
I don't have to deal with your bullshit
can live my life just how I want
I hate to be the dick you always thought of me
it's way more fun than your attitude and depression
So hard I tried expanding
tried to think your way
in return I got nothing but the blame
worked with no credit
exhiled with ease
time has been wasted
now I am free
You would probably be offended if you
knew about half the shit that I
said about you when you weren't around
but you're a bitch
Track Name: Visualization
I see four walls and six doors
I see picures of better off worlds
Playing punk-rock and punching christ
Morning trumpet ends the night
I still see you sleeping in my bed
Fighting you forshadowed the end
Can't forget fucked shit that you said
I see guitars I see cases
I see amps and cords
Out there clustered blissful faces
Fuck you, you don't know these words
I won't see you sleeping in my bed
Track Name: The Angry Sloth
America, a great country
If you can justify
Thriving on poverty
Oppressing the rest of the world
For Comfortability's sake
It's easy
Sit on your ass and get fatter
As you complain about everything
So you want me to fight for this land?
You want me to fight?
George Bush's war
That I will not support
On oil
Tell me can you justify
Killing the innocent just to
Feed the angry sloth?
This is not war for your freedom
This is war for the buck